No, something smaller, not that suckling pig. What happened to Dad? Phineas: [looking out the windows] It's mom's car. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus! It was a mix-up, Okay? Candace: Uh, that looks like a foot print from the beast that tried to eat me alive! We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [typing] "OMG! Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus. Isabella: Hey Phineas, can I ask you something? You stay here, little girl, it might get ugly. [sighs] I need a laugh at the holidays. Phineas: And so our heroes were ripped to shreds and left to die. Phineas: Wealth, fame, glory, money, and the preservation of semi-mystical historical treasures - but we'll settle for hot fudge sundaes. I will go straight to the angry mob and tell on you. Give up?! [2] [3] They live in the fictional city of Danville in an unspecified tri-state area, as they seek ways to occupy their time during their "104 days of summer vacation ". Candace: You have got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing! Aug 19 2020 kin board for dr. And i still think you should have added more green onions. Danny: This is psychedelia. Candace: [picking up an electrical cord when the time machine doesn't work] You built a time machine that has to be PLUGGED IN? The irony is not lost on me! That was fast. Phineas: Oh, that's just the mortal terror talking. Buford: Prepare to feel the wrath of Buford! new TWTR.Widget({ Phineas: Fruity Rainbow Flakes. Some of their inventions are so unique that you know it wont be possible to create them in real life. Not completely unlike summer camp. Grandpa Clyde: Candace, honey. Museum Guard: Well, it's nice to see young people taking an interest in history. Uh, ou est la Hotel Poubelle? But I couldn't have asked for a better one than Ferb. Jeremy: Ya HAD to take her to the vampire movie, didn't ya? Mrs. Johnson: [spotting Candace] That's not Professor Herbert Fonzworth Weatherman Jones. "Megamind" is an animated superhero comedy with some of the most iconic quotes ever said in an animated movie. Leave your psychotic rant about the boys after the beep. I decided to seize the day with both hands and a mop. Candace: [annoyed] No. [sobs]. Selling is a form of serving the needs of others. There was music all around me, really deep and special music. Ferb? We gotta do something better than last year." This thread is archived. [Phineas leaves Candace under a hair restoration machine with instructions to stay under it for thirty minutes at setting 5, but Jeremy will arrive in ten minutes]. From what we've seen so far, I think a little blind faith is called for. Big meat tenderizer in front of mommy. Phineas: [talking] You know what we mean. I'd have it removed but the doctors say it's too close to an artery to operate. My point is, none of them finished in the top ten. Hmm Well, I guess it's just the two of us, huh? Phineas: We're racing our remote control monster trucks. Mom: [looks closer at the line in the fossil print] Hmm That's not very nice dear. And who are all these people? Ray Liotta: Our web monitors tell us that Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been frequenting websites and blogs dedicated to chickens and chicken-related jokes. Baljeet: [standing idly by with Buford and Isabella while Phineas and Ferb enter their inescapable tower] Legally speaking, what is our liability here? Could this be one of those things that backfires horribly on me? Phineas: Isabella, we're gonna have the greatest race in history! "Phineas and Ferb". Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: [hearing machine sounds] Hold on, Lacey. Disney's "Soul" is a quintessential movie that takes you on an emotional rollercoaster ride, evoking tears and laughter. And Major Monogram, I call him "Monobrow". I read it online somewhere. Linda Flynn-Fletcher: [to Lawrence, After seeing Candace holding onto the table to stop her floating away due to anti-gravity] Good thing she's wearing her skort. Candace: [on the phone] Mom, they's driving a herd of cattle right through down town. Ha-HAA! We are going to make goat vindaloo. Phineas: We're dressed like people did in the '50s, y'know, when people dressed like a sitcom from the '70s. | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb. Phineas: [with everyone about to be caught by the jack-o-lantern man] Wait a minute. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: So what am I gonna do with the Least-Likely-inator, you ask? If I'm losing a video game, I just reset it. Isabella: [to Phineas] You know, there's an M in time machine. Delivery Man: That's okay. ", Phineas Flynn: "She's on her date with Jeremy. Dad: Candace, why don't you look for some food? Because kids widely watch the show, it explores adventures that can broaden their imaginations. [Candace fantasizes about her certain victory]. Clay Aiken: You know, we're only booked for the hour. Phineas: Alright crew, prepare to set sail on the hunt of a lifetime! Phineas: Oh, this is Ferb. Gripping. Call us crazy but we're thinking Doofenshmirtz. Poetry, philosophy, history, and movies are all topics I love writing about! Candace: You mean when you glued that hamster to my hair just to impress Billy Clark? The square root of "soon" is "never"! Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hey, wait a minute, you're not my son! I'm gonna try to land on you so you'll break my fall! Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [Shanghaied via a phony "schtor"-front] You know, I've always had trouble distinguishing between a schtor and a a painting of a schtor, but it started me off on the greatest adventure of my life! But I'll bet, with a little effort and some unstable uranium isotopes, we can make them that much fun! Dad: And we'll love them anyway. 8 "It All Began On The Day Of My Actual Birth. Candace: So tell me exactly how you plan to catch this crocodile. I have to work on my acronyms. How can you stand it living out here in the middle of nowhere? Candace: It used to be. Phineas: Well, it took almost forty years to perfect the technology that makes the modern cell phone possible, so give us thirty-eight minutes. Phineas: Funny story, actually. Candace: [desperately holding on] Somebody help me! Phineas Flynn: Well build the best dang car wash in the whole dang world. Grandpa Reg: Way ahead of you on the not bathing." Top 15 Inspirational Phineas And Ferb Quotes & Sayings If you want silence, I'll give you silence! [is struck by lightening, sending them back]. Phineas and Ferb Quotes. QuotesGram This fossil is my favorite in the museum. You guys are good with wires and gadgets and stuff. [Ferb does a Vulcan nerve pinch and Buford falls over, unconscious]. Should we not establish the rules first? Phineas: Well, he is a platypus; they don't do much. 25 Phineas and Ferb Quotes for an Unforgettable Summer Phineas: [music begins] Wow, Stacy sure has a lot of cousins! Candace: [trying to read a magazine] Ugh! Baljeet: I too fell a certain element of kebabism. Yes, yes. Carl: Sorry about your friends, Agent P. I'm evil. Phineas: [to his friends waiting to ride the rollercoaster] So, who want to go first? Candace: [after searching the house] Where's mom? It's perfect the way it is. You guys are gonna give me a ride back, aren't you? Phineas: Attention Candace! Let's go! Ferb: Fun never falls too far from the treehouse. Phineas: Well, it'd be fun to finally see the ball drop. Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Delivered in person like you asked. Candace: Mom, I think the boys are building a monster truck! Well, at least there's hunky guys in skirts. That's the Spirit The Curse of Candace Escape from Phineas Tower Lotsa Latkes Ferb Latin A Phineas and Ferb Family Christmas Tri-Stone Area Doof Dynasty Ferb is a humble man, but when he decides to crack a joke at another character's expense it is always a big laugh. I believe it's my serve. The answer - by the way, OBVIOUSLY - is of course it does! Phineas: Come on, gang! However, once theyve grown into adults, they slowly get a taste of reality and how fast time flies. Doofenshmirtz's Girlfriend: But I love it! I'm building an evil empire. ", Ferb Fletcher: "Ill never understand fashion. Ugh! When Phineas's anatomy was called into question: Disney-ABC Domestic Television 2. [Constance transforms in a monster] Well, now I can. Tom Sawyer's dislike of Aunt Polly was rivaled only by his hatred of puppies. I bet it's still on TV. Linda Flynn-Fletcher: Oh, Candace, bee-have. Ferb? Various adult "inspectors": Aren't you too young to? Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Did you have that purse when you came in? We actually went back in time. I even made it based on my own daughter's fashion style - vampire pilgrim scuba diver. Phineas: Well, he is a platypus; they don't do much. Jeremy: Excellent choice. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You may have escaped my TV trap, Perry the Platypus, but I'm still going to change your channel! Baljeet: It is like our own miniature Canada! Now that you have no powers, you have no friends, no allies, you have nussing! Girls are just as good as boys. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I was crushed as I watched Roger produce a big, red marker and write his name on the toy and then, afterwards, proceed to do the same to my mother, claiming both as his own and effectively shutting me out of the family dynamic. The episode, televised in 2008, was in the midst of a real awakening for the internet, with edits and parody videos gaining traction. [stalking off through the jungle]. Candace: [climbing into the rocket, annoyed] Brothers! 92% Upvoted. Candace, are you going Goth now? Whether it be making modifications on a car that aren't "street legal" or flirting with Vanessa, Ferb knows his way around a culdesac. For all we know there might not even be such thing as a mummy." Dun-da-daaaah! Phineas: Good thing we had this extra rocket engine, uhh! Ferb: Sharks have to continue to move forward, or they'll drown. Charlene Doofenshmirtz: [about miniature city] Heinz, you made a plush model? Isabella: Does your stepbrother ever talk? Baljeet: [peering down at yet another crop circle] It is the same design as the others. Well, our plan to stand alone in the middle of a field with a metal rod is out. Isabella: Steaks! Viewers recently began discussing it all over TikTok and co-creator Dan Povenmire finally answered the burning question with his own TikTok. Norm: [singing "Weaponry"] La la la-laaa. I'm a sheet that lives! TAKE ME HOME! [shows her a gelatin form of Candace's name]. Candace: [makes a face indentical to the chariot's] Oh, that is ridiculous; I do not have wheels! We're all doomed anyway. And boys, you can find us some shelter if you'd like. We don't know what it means, but it sounds like a recipe for evil. Any ideas? I have told you a hundred times. I don't. I haven't seen him." Phineas' most inspirational speech. When Doofenshmirtz. Baljeet: [as the kind turn to see an empty path with a full moon] Oh, I do not believe her one bit! It's too much, even for me. Yeah, THAT'S how I wanna spend my last few seconds. [Candace is balking at riding a giant rubber-band-powered paper airplane]. Candace: Oh hi, grandma. What can man do to me? Soloist: It's totally over when you hear somebody say Soloist: It's every bit as great as we have advertised. Hyperbole. Here are 60 Phineus and Ferb quotes that reveal their summer plans. Anybody got their flappers on out there? Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well you know, also groceries. Phineas: Hey, Candace, what're you up to today? Make my daughter obey me? 'The Lord is my helper; I will not fear. The only way you're building a haunted house in this backyard is over my my dead body! I mean where are we suppose to find electricity in dinosaur land? From scientific propagation of the species, to poets and philosophers - your Baudelaires an Nietzsches - I've come to set the record straight. 'Cause poop deck makes much more sense. Iggy: I'll admit, I have never really studied the platypus, but I am absolutely shocked that this one somehow followed you all the way to Africa. Arizona Robbins is the perfect example of how just because someone is hyper-cheerful, sweet, and blonde doesn't mean they can't be incredibly intelligent, amazing at their job, and tough as nails. Suteishi no tomodachidesu! Grandpa Reg: Ooh, that sounds very exciting, tell me about that. Hulkjeet: Hulkjeet. [everyone looks around]. Phineas: [holding the remote] Hey Ferb, what's the red button for? Mom: [surprised] Candace, why are you covered in mud? Several, actually. In fact Isabella: Phineas, Candace is going to fall and only you can save her. ", "Phineas: [with Ferb searching the movie theater basement] Who knew looking for mummies would be so much fun?" Dad: [reaching behind Phineas' ear] Speaking of coins, what's this here, behind your ear? Oh and tell them to bring gladiator gear. Now we're in trouble. He's going to eat you. Candace: [seeing Phineas and Ferb in the garage] What are you doing to Mom's car? We could create a highly intricate and sophisticated machine that will transport any object from anywhere on the globe to our backyard! French waiter: [In Paris, speaking to Perry who is seated at an outdoor dining table] Would you like your [imitates Perry's chatter, including crossed eyes] with or without fromage? Inner Evil Self: Well, let me put it this way. [a man hits a gong and many girls run out of Bachan's restaurant]. "Dad: Goodbye, boys! Hundreds of them. I have just torn my rotator cuff! Major Monogram: That's because he's not officially an employee. It got up and it danced away linda. I'm evil for extra credit! Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: No. | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb, "So what is it you wanted to show me?" Well, I would also need to move this little table and the lamp, and this is the only electrical outlet. Christopher Paolini Knowing what to do and not doing it is the same as not knowing what to do. There's nothing you can do about it! Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, very clever. Jeremy: The thing I really like about you is [the desert suddenly becomes a rain forest]. We are the only ones who control our time, and were the only ones who can make it worthwhile. If only fans could know Ferb's personal justification. Candace: You got so big! Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: [talks normally while driving out of Danville] What might have been. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: I could have been your girlfriend. I am platypus-less! Candace: Great! I didn't even recognize you Hey, wait a minute. Candace: [frantic] I can't hear you! Dad: Hey you know kids, these fossils are of creatures that lived right here in Danville millions of year ago. Bank Worker: I'm sorry, Mr. Doof-Schmidt, those are the terms of your loan. "Well, a brother is a brother. That is why I created - THE TURKEY-INATOR! Quotes.net. Ahhhhh! Candace: How are you going to enter the monster contest? But I must say that, in retrospect, you were being quite overt. He is filled with knowledge, but sometimes he likes to use that knowledge to his advantage (much like the Hogwarts house Ferb would fit into). Supercomputer: Computing. There's a little button that says "Click here to close" but - guess what? You're right on time. Have fun buying from auctions and private sales, performing minor refurbishments to the purchased items, marking up the price and then selling them to your customers. Candace: [laughing to the kids] I sure got you guys! [deep, gruff voice] I'm a condominium, I'm just standing here. Isabella: Again? Road Trip Tour de Ferb Skiddley Whiffers My Fair Goalie Bullseye! This isn't your weekend. Dad: A magician never reveals his secrets. See more ideas about inspirational quotes, true quotes, life quotes. Oh, Perry the Platypus, isn't this wonderful? Mom: That's right. Then, my father was confident he had outsmarted the tiger, but he was wrong. Wait a minute. Phineas: [normal art style] Thanks a lot! Major Monogram: Hey, you're not wearing your fez. Plus, he reminds me of my Uncle Fluffypants, who never actually wore any pants. Candace: [disparingly] Lovely. [pauses] Actually, you know, besides politics I can't think of anything. 220 Phineas and Ferb ideas in 2022 | words, pretty words, quotes I can't beleive I'll never get to get my driver license or wear my dream dress to the prom. The deflatinator ray! Phineas and ferb is an american animated television series that centers on two stepbrothers and their adventures in their backyard during summer vacation. Ferb's Cousin #2: [describing the Emu Curse] If you're holding the ball and a herd of emus carries off your assistant coach, then you're cursed to never be on a winning team again. The state-of-the-matter transfer device! Every day of summer, we've given a hundred percent. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: [after he tells her about his fort] You do know what this means? This is why we must not wait and be idle; do everything you can and what you want so that every day of your life is worth living! Candace: Yes. Phineas: [as Candace continues] Ferb, are you getting all of this? Candace: [to Phineas] There's a cute boy next and I don't want you guys scaring him off by acting like complete freaks. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Are you sure you're not evil? Romeo is alone! Buford: Oh, I can't help it. Ferb: [after Perry accidentally hits a button on the Rainbowinator, causing it to explode] You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place. Candace: How did you get so big? Phineas: Well, he is a platypus. Dad: No worries, Miss. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: [excited] A surprise? Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Then no one can stop the wrath of Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz! I will just use small words. This one right here. In true Ferb fashion, his smarts result in a surprisingly poignant quote. After searching to no avail, they consider giving up before Ferb has his longest line in the series. [sitting down and drawing in the mud] But most of all, I can't believe I'll never get to see Jeremy again. Hes more of a man of action., 10. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [seeing the magma, beat] The molten lava at the Earth's core completely slipped my mind. Major Monogram: As for me, I'm off to Cheesetopia! Time already flies so fast, but for kids during summer, it seems much quicker. Eh. Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Aren't you a little young to be detectives? Agent Double-00: No, that's not how it's said. Read these 45 CT Fletcher quotes to stay motivated. Badinka-Dink #1: You set us free when you remodeled the factory. Malifishmertz: A-ha! Django: Stole a pterodactyl. Jun 24, 2023 02:00 P.M. Phineus and Ferb are stepbrothers in a series of the same name. Phineas: Nothing. Red Skull: Look around you! Buford: [aiming to say "there you are" in French] Viola! Buford: Hey, Isabella, about that "What'cha doin'?" Mom: How do YOU know how to use a CB-radio? That kind of thing happens all the time in the woods! It WAS more dramatic. Ferb? He's got a beaver tail and a bill. Both of my parents failed to show up. That was better than rehearsal! You are busted. features: { Jeremy: [as Jeremiah, to Constance] I can't remember a day when you looked more beautiful. scrollbar: false, Dad: [opening the window after hearing an engine and a loud horn] Oh, hey boys. I tried to make a dialogue for it. Isabella: Wait a minute, that was a pretty grim ending, don't you think? And when I came home, there was a stunning lack of monkeys." Jeremy: Hey, Candace. Candace: [to her brothers] Yeah right. RELATED: 10 Best Children's Cartoon Characters, According To Reddit. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [unfazed] Great Tell her what? If you give me another chance, I promise to hurt you in the right way with cartoonish physical violence and elaborate traps constructed out of strange things I purchased over the internet. Why don't you come by and we'll all walk over together? Well I suppose things can't get any worse. Baljeet: Last stop! Down, down, down! Phineas: [as Baljeet and Buford drive away] Wow, authentic riverboat gibberish! Be a good sport. The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus, you're early! [Spidey smashes through the roof of the Googolplex Mall while Linda is outside listening on her headphones oblivious]. Raylan Givens of the neo-western crime series "Justified" goes beyond being a modern-day cowboy to serve justice in his own unique way. Major Monogram: Our sources tell us that Doofenshmirtz is up to something. spread the word! I think I will be continuing with the race now. And double no! It's like when you have two sets of keys, and you keep one in the car. Isabella: Tell you what I'm gonna do, Buford. That would have at least been polite, and do you know what we do to rude people around here? Phineas: [after Candace is dropped into the tree-house by monkeys] So what do you think of our shelter? Can you fix it? I wanna stay here. Let's just get rockin', no time for talkin'. Candace: This is an actual living creature that uses carrots for food instead of science experiments. I thought I'd bring my favorite camp counselor a 'Phineas Special'. [Vanessa had walked in right as her father seemed to speak disparagingly about her]. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Candace: [irate] Am I the only person who doesn't know this? Phineas: I'm feeling such a mixture of pride and mortal terror. ", Ferb Fletcher: "They're the only mammals to lay eggs. Candace: [rehearsing] As the fair princess, I declare Sir Charles the winner of the- Wait a minute. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You know how you get all tired and lethargic after you eat Thanksgiving dinner? Time to go. Keys! We need to move now! Only unsophisticated, immature brains would believe in monsters. Candace: [after bouncing around in the a/c duct, coming back out, and still chased by the giant gum-ball globe] Oh, give me a break! Phineas: [after explaining the route for the race] Any questions? Far more than necessary for a person with no friends and, ha, only one tushie. I drained all the powers from a group of superheroes all the way in New York >:D >:D >:D" [read as "peppy emoticon"], Hulk: [dressed in pots and pans and various appliances] Now I'm Iron Man! Candace: [mind-voice to herself] Oo! Charles: [laughing] Unguard, Stubbings. Candace already knows what she's gonna do today. Phineas Flynn: Yeah, were inside Candaces stomach., Ferb Fletcher: Thats creepy on so many levels., Phineas Flynn: Shes on her date with Jeremy. That's it? It wouldn't be a reach to think that with the extensive knowledge he has, Ferb could've predicted meme culture or the Metaverse. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: So how do you feel about evil? Dr. Doofenshmirtz: What a guy! So, we hope we were able to leave you with some inspiration through this list of Phineas and Ferb quotes. [throws open the lab door] Ah ha! Ferb:[to the camera] Our dad sells antiques. First, I will suck all the cool out of this place - it being the hippest coffee house in town - then I will blast myself with the cool concentrate, transforming into such an "awesome dude" that you, disaffected youth, will have no choice but to follow me blindly and help me, you know, take over the Tri-State Area! Candace: [after repeatedly appearing] Hi, Jeremy. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Parry the Platypus! We shall not cease till he is found!" Do you see any cows? Grandma: Oh come on, honey. ", Phineas Flynn: "Well, he is a platypus. I'd be called Multi-Man! Phineas: Candace, are you ok? Candace: I've got a date with destiny, and it ain't gonna end with a kiss. I'm out of rat metaphors. ", Phineas Flynn: "Yeah, were inside Candaces stomach. Candace: Totally get the crush thing. Phineas: Do you know anything about this? You must get it from your father. They're so cool. "Phineas and Ferb", "Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus, your dragon robot is no match for my Queen Elizabeth the first robot. I'm calling mom. Seminar Leader: Now, Candace your brothers have issued a gold-based currency which has seriously devalued the Euro. It's a strange metaphor but I stand by it! Ferb: It's like being run over by cotton candy, but less sticky. With the help of our exciting but potentially lethal memory extraction technology, all of your most Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [as a head cap places itself on Doofenshmitz' head] Ooo. Mom: [to Candace] I have time to do nice things when I'm not distracted by panicked phone calls. It looks just like Candace. We're gonna make our own New Year's Ball and drop it from outer space! Dad: Well, this isn't much of a horror movie. Candace: Um, uh, what was that you were saying? Buford: You know what I hate about the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness? Napoleon had a ME complex. She's gone. Mom: Oh, laundry. We can have jousting, a catapult, and not bathe. You should have seen your faces. Buford: My only regret is that I ate that hoagie. And my neighbor kenny. Stop fooling around. Well, at least I would've been when I hit myself with the inator, which is now destroyed. Candace: Wait, Buford never took my bike. Phineas: [as Dr. Phineastein] Oh hi, Constance. But I'd better check with mom about this [dialing on his cell and mom picks up] Hello honey. So Phineas, where's this rescue party you sent for? Dad: Oh, so you're been reading my newsletter. Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do tomorrow!